MESS | The ATL Wigga gets her FIRED UP on

The wigga Barbie Kim Zolciak of Bravo's smash reality show Real Housewives of Atlanta has reached a new high in tawdry publicity. We all knew the wig-toting celebutante couldn't hold a note between those buoys she calls breasts. But that's what auto-tune if for, right? Despite the lame chorus, this track wouldn't see the light of day on MTV 4's Deep Dish House.

Tardy For The Party (Mix) - Kim Zolciak

MESS | Neckline Slimmer

Is there a subliminal message in this and other similar products. If it is I think it's saying sluts loose weight and look younger....instantly.

MESS | Sly Fox

Give me a motherkucfin' break!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! Obama is as much a racist as Bush was an excellent orator. Between him and Lou Dobbs questioning Obama's birthrite, I'd say we need some immediate dialogue, no holds barred, on Capiol Hill and in the newsroom.

MESS | 'The Bodyguard' is next to be remade

Two messes in one day. WOW. The industry is all abuzz on word of Whitney Houston's iconic film The Bodygaurd being remade for generation unoriginality. Besides the absurdity of revisiting a 90s and pop culture classic such as this, the role of Rachel Marron is up for grabs by...Kelly Rowland, Monica, Bey? No. None. The individual in question isn't even a minority. The actress linked to the story right now.....

Worst. Casting. Ever. Spotted @ BET.com

MESS | "Young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown"

After incredulous speculation from the powers of the Right and all those still upset that a brother is living in the White House, and didn't have to break-in, Barack Hussein Obama is indeed a natrual born citizen of his United States of America. Now since we've proven what we alrady knew as truth, let us allow the president to do his job. Post-racial my BLACK ASS.

PBP | The day television dies.....

IS THE DAY HER REALITY SHOW AIRS.

MESS | No respect, no respect.

MESS | Aubrey O'Day readies reality show

Story @ MTV

The silicon diva prepares for her close up. That's right another reality show geared for the talentless. So i guess being a reality star is a new profession. You don't have to release a quality album, film, contribute to the better good of society, or even look presentable. Just kcuf up four chicks money and your set.

411 | Roker interrogates pure evil

Al Roker grills our favorite couple, right next to fire & gasoline, Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag a.k.a. Speidi. This is a match made in celebrity hell. Why NBC regulate the weather man to talk to these waste of flesh.

MESS | Its a family affair???

Literally. Allegations are spreading that actor Morgan Freeman has been having a relations with his 27-year-old step-daughter. I had suspicions of freakdom around the time of his divorce and that car incident; but, never in my wildest dreams would I expect something like this. But hey Woody Allen married his step-daughter and they lived happily ever after, right!?! I guess we're surprised because he's BLACK. Yup I said it. And you know you were thinking it too.Maybe it was on his bucket list. Okay I'm done.

PBP | Ooooooooooooooh!?!?

So this is the excuse for T-Pain's nigroant chain? Whatever let's you sleep at night. Funny or not, T-Pain = THE Pain.

MESS | Tiny & Toya

Black Exploitation Television does it again with the highly-anticipated(?) Tiny & Toya. For those who try their darnest to stray from nigroance; Tiny is former Xscape member and present wifey to T.I.; Toya is the ex-wife and baby mama of proud-father-to-be(?) Lil' Wayne. This show will finally answer all those burning questions on everyone's mind:....Shoot me up once someone reveals them to me and the general public.

Channel Surfin' | Everybody cheats...

...but you gotta know how...

In this day and age of reality television, there have been plenty of colossal bombs. But none so graphically gratifying as the COPS-ish Cheaters. Joey Greco, who was not the original host, aids those in need who feel infidelity is infiltrating their relationship. It's like Maury without the scripted testimonials and lie detector tests. Once we get passed the espionage video-stalking and the revealing of the cheating to the significant other...comes the hilarious CONFRONTATION. Viewers watch how a relationship implodes on national television. Here are some of my favorites:

"I'm not the one. I'm not the one"

Mommie's Dearest

Rasputia? Joey is a G

MESS | Double the Coonery

VH1 greenlights For the Love of Ray J 2. Us - 0 | Nigorants - 1

MESS | Did Jesus pay for this?????

I'm not sure if God's son hung on the cross to get lil' Rico out of jail. Spotted @ C&D.

411 | GM's Bankrupt

MESS | The Great White

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIM THE KCUF OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL | That's Spectacular!

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Via 2dopeboyz | Its the Real finish Pretty Ricky and any success in their future. FATALITY.

MESS | That's just our babies' daddy

Sighted this hot mess @ EbenGregory. Desmond Hatchett of TN has fathered a record 21 children. Not only do I blame this waste of life with a penis, but every woman in the same county who was well aware of his record, and yet still lied with him. He's even fathered 4 kids in the same year....TWICE. No slave master forcing unwanted breeding; no polygamist occult in the middle of nowhere. Just ignorance claiming a multitude of victims once again. WE GOT TO DO BETTER.

MESS | Too Pretty Ricky

I hate that I'm even posting this. SMH.