411 | SLAM! duh duh duh

Will the real LeBron James please stand up? The one who was suppose to be the second coming of Michael Jordan and rearrange the way basketball was played. The young court prodigy fresh our of Akron whose only goal was to win a championship. Not the one who has recently become the brunt of jokes. Not the one whose championship-on-a-platter dreams were deferred. Not the one subjected to this:

Hopefully Shaq can grant James three wishes and bring a ring and his dignity back to Cleveland next season. KAZAAM!